It's cold enough to snow already. Those poor kids in their Halloween costumes next week - we always had to make sure we could fit a snowsuit or winter coat under our costume, despite the fact the puffiness made things bulge in weird places. This is what you get on the east coast, in the western corner of a state whose fall is just as cold as winter, just without the freezing precipitation. Well, at least until November. Basically I'm bitching about the fact it's so cold outside I don't even want to go and smoke a cigarette. Yeah. Maybe I'm just lazy.
I freaked out on my husband this morning because he said the pants I was wearing gave me a camel toe. Really. Do they? I'm not sure. Did I wear them? Of course. I think I'm going to toss them when I get home. Camel toe. The phrase makes me shiver more than "genital herpes." Really.
Today I feel more flu-like than anything. My brain is just starting to get a little hazy. I'm so over it already. Where's my jammies? My comfy slippers and an afghan? I need to check out today.