Sleepiness and Google

I'm so tired I'm almost falling asleep at my desk ...

So here's a meme I've been saving.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Maybelline needs to become a mother.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Maybelline looks like Mozart.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google:
Maybelline does not sell their liquid foundation anymore.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Maybelline hates pale skinned girls.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google:
Maybelline goes upscale.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Maybelline loves the camera.

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Maybelline eats me alive.

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Maybelline hasa twist that is a testimonial treat.

9: Type in"[your name] works" in Google:
Maybelline works great.

10: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search:
Maybelline lives up to its name.

11: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Maybelline died on me.

12: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Maybelline will create.